What letter stands for the ocean?
| Letter jokes
What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
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If you cross a telephone and a lobster
| Telephone jokes
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top
| Bird jokes
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !
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On which day do monsters eat people?
| Monster jokes
On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
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What kind of phone makes music?
| Telephone jokes
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
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A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages “An’ whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper. “Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply. “A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha’ rats the size of elephants over there !”