Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this
| School jokes
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
| Marriage jokes
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, little lady, that's done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "You'll wak
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How can you tell the pig
| Pig jokes
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.
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Little boy to airline pilot:
| Aviation jokes
Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."
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Tourist: What's the speed
| Travel and tourist jokes
Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
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What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.