Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
| Birthday jokes
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
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Republicans help the poor during
| Political jokes
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
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Q: Why did the
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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On
| Religious jokes
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, "What's a four -letter word ending in "unt" which means "woman"? The bishop said, "Did you try "aunt"? The Pope said, "Mmmm. Do you have an era
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What's the difference between a
| Car and train jokes
What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father… [Five minutes later] “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” [Five minutes later] “Da-aaaad…” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??” “I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!” [Five minutes later] “Daaaa-aaaAAAAD…” “WHAT??!!” “When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”