What is the meaning of
| Car and train jokes
What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.
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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
| Frog jokes
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
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Why did the elephant jump in
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
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Two tourists were driving through
| Travel and tourist jokes
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you ple
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?” The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.” The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself” Patient #1 replies, “What? And work in the dark?”