How do you keep a programmer in the shower

I hear you take milk baths.

| Cow jokes

I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!

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A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde

| Hunting jokes

A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat

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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.

| Humor jokes

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !

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Why does a

| Dinosaur jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.

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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee

| Insect jokes

QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”