I hear you take milk baths.
| Cow jokes
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!
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A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde
| Hunting jokes
A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat
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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
| Humor jokes
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !
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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee
| Insect jokes
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”