Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in
| Burger jokes
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common
| Frog jokes
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
| Criminal jokes
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
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A big, burly man visited the pastor’s home and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. “Madam,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400.” “How terrible!” exclaimed the preacher’s wife. “May I ask who you are?” The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. “I’m the landlord,” he sobbed.