A drunk is refused a drink
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he respon
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Which Elizabethan
| Bicycle jokes
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
| Dog jokes
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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Q: What is a conservative?
| Political jokes
Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.