Customer: That crust on
| Waiter jokes
Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
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Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal'
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How can you tell that
| Old age jokes
How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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How do you see that a linedancer came from
| Dance jokes
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
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Moe: My wife converted me to
| Marriage jokes
Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.
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A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don’t have a headache!” He says, “Aha!”