Why don't sheep shrink when it
| Answer me this jokes
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why do elephants eat raw food ?
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
| Baby jokes
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the
| Humor jokes
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch. 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon
| Business jokes
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
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How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!