Doctor, said the
| Cat jokes
Doctor, said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41
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Why are bats blind?
| Blind jokes
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?'
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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What is black and white and red all over?
| Dog jokes
What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
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Fire
| Idiot and fool jokes
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new se
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Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, what’s your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Paul: 120K. St. Peter: Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of money? Paul: I was a lawyer. St. Peter: That’s great. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, what’s your name? Roger: My name is Roger. St. Peter: Hi, Roger. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Roger: 60K. St. Peter: Hey, that’s great! Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a living? Roger: I was an accountant. St. Peter: That’s very good. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, what’s your name? John: My name is John. St. Peter: Hi, John. Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you died ? John: About $23,000. St. Peter: Hey, that’s fantastic, John! Tell me, what instrument did you play?’