What do you call a bloke with a
| Bus jokes
What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
| Christmas jokes
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
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Well, a man was driving down a country road, and
| Humor jokes
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound. The
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I came in to
| Dentist jokes
I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
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An angry husband returned home one night to find
| Dirty jokes
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was stupid'
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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “