A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
| Police jokes
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. T
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Q: How many republicans does
| Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde who
| Dirty jokes
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?'
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Why do grasshoppers not go to
| Sport jokes
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!
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Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
| College jokes
Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls? "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
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Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water”. “Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?” asks a little old lady, terrified. “Yes, I’m afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs”. “And if I do this, the sharks won’t eat me any more?” asks the little lady. “Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won’t enjoy it so much”.