If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
| Dead and dying jokes
If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
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I've had a slight
| Christmas jokes
I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
| School jokes
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
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A little boy came downstairs crying
| Children jokes
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. '
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A police officer was escorting a
| Criminal jokes
A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think I'm daft," said the officer. "You stand here and I'll get it."
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Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal’