Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving

If a woman is born in Italy, grows up

| Dead and dying jokes

If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.

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I've had a slight

| Christmas jokes

I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi

| School jokes

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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A little boy came downstairs crying

| Children jokes

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. '

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A police officer was escorting a

| Criminal jokes

A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think I'm daft," said the officer. "You stand here and I'll get it."

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Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal’