Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
| Face jokes
Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.
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I'd like to say
| Birthday jokes
I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
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How do you see that a linedancer came from
| Dance jokes
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and
| School jokes
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
| Sport jokes
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
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Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.