A Martian lands to plunder,
| Accountant jokes
A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I don't have an
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What kind of music do phones love to hear?
| Telephone jokes
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony'
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Last night I wrote myself a letter.
| Letter jokes
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
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Q: Why do divorced men get married
| Divorce jokes
Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.
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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
| Beauty jokes
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the ass
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!