What is worse than an

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.

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It was well known that a certain lake was very

| Fishing jokes

It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: "How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one else can?" The guy re

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When Fred was applying for

| Humor jokes

When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I don't know exactly," said Fred, "I haven't shaken it lately."

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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete’s foot !