What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
| Bird jokes
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
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Have you
| Bus jokes
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training
| Business jokes
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two m
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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
| Witch jokes
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
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What do naked fish play with ?
| Fishing jokes
What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?