When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
| Ethnic jokes
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "
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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
| Music jokes
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
| Blonde jokes
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young
| Marriage jokes
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," Jack says, "wh
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First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.