Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
| Frog jokes
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Why did the girl who worked for the
| Telephone jokes
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
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A friend and I were standing in line at a
| Food jokes
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here
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If two lawyers were drowning,
| Lawyer jokes
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?'
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A man is stranded on a desert
| Sport jokes
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf
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What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.