A man leaves a bar,
| Police jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machin
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Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
| Heaven and hell jokes
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be." "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!" "No prob
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Q: How many idiots who ask stupid
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?'
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What's the difference between a very
| Dead and dying jokes
What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
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A man inserted an advertisement in the
| Women jokes
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !