A man wakes up early one morning and

Why did the 280-pound girl

| Marriage jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.

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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your

| Children jokes

Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it

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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

| Monster jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch ?

| Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !

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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, “You’ve got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I’ll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I’m gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back. “The man returns twenty minutes later and says, “Well what’s it gonna be? “She say’s, “There’s no way I’m going Bear hunting and you’re not doing my ass so I guess it’s a blowjob. “A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, “Jesus, you taste like shit.””Oh yeah,” he replies, “The dog didn’t want to go Bear hunting’ either.”