Men are like bike
| Men jokes
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet
| Internet jokes
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We
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May: What position does your brother play in
| Bath jokes
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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I remember when Father Christmas first
| Christmas jokes
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! he called proudly. 'No-el plates!
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Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?’