Walking through Chinatown, a tourist

One day a drunk walked into

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One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?" The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so ver

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Q: Why don't blonde's like

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Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.

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Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a

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Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University

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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the girls. "No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."

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Why did Arthur have a round

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Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !

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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he muses. “How in hell does that fit in here?” So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, “How did this place get a name like ‘Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?’ The old man answers, Is name of owner.” The tourist asks, “Well, who and where is the owner?” “Me…is right here,” replies the old man. “You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?” “Is simple,” says the old man. “Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, ‘What your name?’ He say,’Hans Olaffsen. Then she look at me and go, ‘Wh at your name?’ I say Sem Ting.”