Q. What is one of the first things that

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi

| School jokes

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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This

| Computer jokes

This little computer, said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."

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A family was having dinner on

| Marriage jokes

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?" "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned

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Did you hear about the new shark food

| Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

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Teacher: Where is your homework?

| School jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school'

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Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.