How many psychoanalysts does it take to
| Mental health jokes
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?"
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What did the blonde's mother say when she
| Blonde jokes
What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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What do insects learn at school ?
| Insect jokes
What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
| Religious jokes
A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and begins to pray "God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some
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How do really posh dogs send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he’s afraid someone would look through the keyhole.