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A software verifier read in the Bible

| Computer jokes

A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"

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What kind of protozoa likes

| Halloween jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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Policeman: Why are you driving on the

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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An old rabbi

| Religious jokes

An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?" The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, "I performed three marriages." The friend looks at him quizically. "Seven?" he asks. "

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