Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.
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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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Melburn was strolling along downtown
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Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much 'bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and begins to pray “God, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto”. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Jacob goes back to the synagogue. “God, please let me win the lotto, I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well”. Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!! Back to the synagogue. “My God, why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???”. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of GOD himself: “JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET”