Why did the elephant jump in
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
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What do you call a man with a kilt over his
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
| Music jokes
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
| Farmer jokes
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
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All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!