Why do waiters
| Gorilla jokes
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!
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Q. What has
| Dirty jokes
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
| Bird jokes
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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What is an elephants favourite film
| Elephant jokes
What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
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A man went into a pet shop to buy a
| Idiot and fool jokes
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir," came the reply, "that's a very unusual feature of
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Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.