Four workers
| Dog jokes
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog's name was "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog, "Bala
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Contrary to what people say,
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.
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Why did the chicken cross the road half way
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !
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Policeman: Why are you driving on the
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
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A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. “What are they for?” he asked the pet shop manager. “Ah well, sir,” came the reply, “that’s a very unusual feature of this particular parrot. You see, he’s a trained parrot, sir, he used to be in the circus. If you pull the string on his left foot he says ‘Hello’ and if you pull the string on his left foot he says ‘Goodbye’.” “And what happens if you pull both strings at once?” “I fall off my perch, you fool!” screeched the parrot.