Do you enjoy websurfing?
| Internet jokes
Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I
| Religious jokes
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me
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Smith goes to
| Business jokes
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.
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A woman was in court
| Marriage jokes
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
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Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!