What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a

How do you hire an elephant ?

| Elephant jokes

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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What do insects learn at school ?

| Insect jokes

What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

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Why

| Halloween jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

| Bath jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).

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How did you do in

| History jokes

How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !

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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.