Q: How many Australians does it take to screw
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"
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| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
| Weather jokes
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."
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Why do hamburgers feel sad at
| Burger jokes
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life