What do you call an honest lawyer?
| Lawyer jokes
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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There are three kinds of
| Accountant jokes
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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Q: What's the ultimate
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
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What do you get if you cross a bird with a
| Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!
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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
| Witch jokes
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
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Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two – one to say “She’ll be right mate” and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say “Good on yer, mate!”