What did the parrot say on Independence
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!
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There was once a Scotsman and an
| Ethnic jokes
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was a
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What did the farmer say when he lost his
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for
| Marriage jokes
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got
| Religious jokes
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
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Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.