Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
| Dead and dying jokes
Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
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How do warty witches keep
| Witch jokes
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
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How can you tell when witches are carrying
| Time jokes
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
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What is yellow on the inside and green on the
| Banana jokes
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
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How does a queen bee get around her hive
| Insect jokes
How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !
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Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.