What is another way to describe a cat ?
| Cat jokes
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
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If you are standing in the main
| Weather jokes
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
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What do you call a woman who has lost
| Women jokes
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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A regular at Bob's Bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
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First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.