Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead
| School jokes
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
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Where do ghosts mail their letters?
| Letter jokes
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
| Police jokes
Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, one Ranger turned to the other and said, "How do you spell Waxahachie?" The other one replied, "I don't know." So the first one said, "Well what are we gong to do? If we spe
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All of the firefighters at my station are
| Firefighter jokes
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!
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Mum: From now on your going to have free
| Children jokes
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No.” The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?” The applicant answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”