Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
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Two fleas where running across the top of a
| Insect jokes
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
| Witch jokes
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
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You need to log on to the window repair
| Internet jokes
You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!
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Salesman: This jug is
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?'
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What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.