Why do

At the end of the night a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "not so tough tonight, are you

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Two

| Divorce jokes

Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."

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Yo mama's so stupid that she

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian

| Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.

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What type of sense of humor does rain

| Weather jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

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Why do accountants make good lovers? They’re great with figures.