What does a witch do if her broom is stolen
| Witch jokes
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
| Cannibal jokes
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
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A pious man who had reached the age of 105
| Religious jokes
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at se
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to
| Cow jokes
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in
| Hunting jokes
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?" The hunter shouted at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would
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Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !