Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
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How can you tell the
| Food jokes
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
| Witch jokes
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch
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Bill: Where did you
| Criminal jokes
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
| Cat jokes
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!