Why did the monster take a dead man for a
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
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An old lady was considering buying a
| Various animal jokes
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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What happened when the monster kissed his one
| Humor jokes
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put
| Insect jokes
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !
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A guy driving a truck in the middle of
| Car and train jokes
A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the hitch-hiker wakes up,"what the hell was that?". The truck driver replies, "some kinda animal, go back to sleep." Further the same thing again, bang, "What t
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Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.