Doctor, doctor, I
| Computer jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
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Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
| Marriage jokes
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
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How does a leopard change its spots ?
| Various animal jokes
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
| Restaurant jokes
Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. “But will it be all right in the rain?” she asked anxiously. “Oh certainly, ma’am,” said the manager smoothly. “After all, you’ve never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?”