Johnny was racing
| Birthday jokes
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!
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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo
| Ethnic jokes
Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52
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The little church in the suburbs suddenly
| Religious jokes
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register." "Well,
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How can you avoid falling hair?
| Hair and bald jokes
How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
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What did the calf say to the silo?
| Cow jokes
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.