A police officer pulls a guy
| Police jokes
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Offic
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INTERVIEWER to job
| Business jokes
INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"
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Why doesn't Santa hitch
| Pig jokes
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.
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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a
| Dog jokes
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
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In the construction
| Lawyer jokes
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build
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Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.