A teacher at a
| Blind jokes
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it
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Sandy began a
| School jokes
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The
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What did they call the canary that flew into the
| Bird jokes
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !
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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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Where do mermaids go to see movies?
| Humor jokes
Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in
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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!