A male market researcher was calling on homes on
| Dirty jokes
A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" asked the researcher. "Certainly," she said. "It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns." "And what about anything else?" he asked. "Like what?" He became embarrassed. "Well, sex,
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Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
| Judge jokes
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
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Why did the women cross the road? Well thats
| Women jokes
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
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Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
| Mental health jokes
Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."
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There is a new Barbie doll on the
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately'
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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? – A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.