An Irishman goes for a
| Business jokes
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good. Can you drive a fork lift?" The Irishman looks at him and asksy, "Why? How big is the teapot?"
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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
| Bicycle jokes
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, 'Don't you know how to ride a bike?' 'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
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What is the cow's holiday greeting?
| Christmas jokes
What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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A man is walking down the street one day when
| Children jokes
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's posit
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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!