Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
| Ethnic jokes
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy! "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby"? The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and s
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How many architects does it take to change a
| Humor jokes
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
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Q: How do you make a violin sound
| Music jokes
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
| Answer me this jokes
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
| Easter jokes
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
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A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the hitch-hiker wakes up,”what the hell was that?”. The truck driver replies, “some kinda animal, go back to sleep.” Further the same thing again, bang, “What the hell was that?”, “some kinda animal again.” Further into the night, bang, bang, bang, “What the hell was that?”, “Some bastard!”. “How terrible”,says the hitch-hiker, “but there were 3 bangs” The truck driver replies, “Yeah, well I had to go through two fences to get the bastard. . .”